Looney Limericks by Frank Jacobs
Author:Frank Jacobs
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Dover Publications
Published: 2013-09-15T00:00:00+00:00
There was a young man from the city
Who met what he thought was a kitty;
He gave it a pat
And said, âNice little catâ;
Just look at him nowâwhat a pity!
Little Jimmy, who barely was three,
Made a nest in the bough of a tree;
When his dad asked him why,
He replied with a sigh,
âThere was nothing I liked on TV.â
Frank Jacobs
There once was a lady from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
That she now was a fly
And wanted to try
To walk upside down on the ceiling.
There was a young man of St. Kitts
Who was very much troubled with fits;
The eclipse of the moon
Threw him into a swoon;
Soon he tumbled and broke into bits.
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